Phoenix Oasis

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  • Laundry Room – Drop your drawers here!
  • Home of a Domestic Goddess…
  • Stop Pollution… clean your room!
  • Clean if you must – but don’t write in the dust.
  • Born to shop – not to mop!
  • It doesn’t always look like this, some days it’s even worse.
  • My house was perfectly clean last week, sorry you missed it.
  • My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
  • Our house is clean enough to be healthy… and dirty enough to be happy.
  • Please don’t feed the dust balls
  • Please don’t tidy my mess, you’ll only confuse me.
  • Real men do housework.
  • Show me a house that’s excruciatingly clean, and I’ll show you an older, female relative about to visit it.
  • There’s no need to do any housework at all, after the first four years, the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
  • Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust.
  • Housework is a Family Affair.
  • Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
  • They’re sure housework won’t kill you, but why take the risk?
  • This is no ordinary housewife you’re dealing with !
  • This home is protected by a coat of dust.
  • When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes.
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