Phoenix Oasis

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  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  • Crafts are Cheaper than Therapy.
  • I only golf on days that end with Y.
  • I start working when the caffeine does!
  • I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
  • If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
  • Our family tree is full of nuts.
  • I like to give homemade gifts – which one of the children would you like?
  • Try to be the person your dog thinks you are.
  • Well behaved women rarely make history.
  • When Pigs Fly!
  • I’d give up on Golf, if I didn’t have so many sweaters… - Bob Hope
  • Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
  • Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven - Yiddish Proverb
  • Too much TV will rot your brain - Mom
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