Phoenix Oasis

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Senior Moments Print E-mail

  • Seen it, done it, can’t remember most of it.
  • Aged to perfection…
  • It’s hard to be nostalgic… when you can’t remember anything…
  • It takes a mighty good husband to be better than none…
  • Pushing 50 is exercise enough.
  • We’re retired… our job is having a good time…
  • We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein
  • I’m much too young to look old…
  • You know you’re over the hill when happy means nap time…
  • Too old to work, Too young to die so off into the sunset just me and my RV.
  • Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension.
  • Old enough to know better…too old to care…
  • It’s never too late to have a happy childhood…
  • Aging is when you’re a plum and end up a prune (or need one).
  • Welcome to our retirement home… Twice as much husband… half as much pay.
 
     
     
   
     
     
 
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